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How To Ruin A Song

Sunday, May 25, 2008

How To Ruin A Song

This is how you ruin a song.

1) When I am willing to pay you just to have you stop singing.
2) When you cannot pronounce the words properly.
3) When you cannot remember the lyrics, but mumble your way through anyway.
4) When you look like you have a cactus up your ass while singing the high notes.
5) When you sound like the Korean guy in black in the following video.

If you can't surpass or at least match the original, don't do it. The ladies in the this video did a fine a job, only to have the guy come in and ruin everything. It's amazing how some people can completely ruin one of the best songs I have ever heard so thoroughly. You might think that he did a decent job, but let's just say that I have a thing about people bastardizing some of my favorite songs on national television. So much for the five star ratings on YouTube, those people really should take some time off to listen to the original version. It blows this one out of the water, or at least that clown in black. 



This is how the song goes. Go back and learn those words, idiot. 

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