Sauce Spills and Cows
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Sauce Spills and Cows
Before i prepare to book in,here's a little joke a friend of mine told me just this morning.It's suggestive,and not exactly...on-the-spot kinda joke.But it's hilarious once you get it,so here we go.
One day,a woman went into a laundry store to get her dirty laundry washed.However,she was in a hurry to leave the place,and therefore asked the man at the counter if she could leave the laundry with him and pick it up on Friday.The store was very noisy at that moment,and thus the man couldnt hear what the woman told him.
So he asked,"Come again?"
And the woman replied,"Oh,no.Just some sauce."
Another such suggestive joke came from the book i am reading currently.Yes,"Viva La Repartee" again.I cant remember which famous person said this,but i will just say it according to my memory.
Boy was sitting on the fence of his farm with a girl who he adores.They talked and laughed,as they watched the cows and the bulls grazed upon the grassy field.Suddenly,a bull climbed on top of one of the cows and started mating in front of them.The boy saw this as a good opportunity,and asked the girl softly.
"Hey,look at that.Looks like fun huh?"
The girl hesitated,then replied,"I dont know...it's your cow."
Have a nice day.;)
Before i prepare to book in,here's a little joke a friend of mine told me just this morning.It's suggestive,and not exactly...on-the-spot kinda joke.But it's hilarious once you get it,so here we go.
One day,a woman went into a laundry store to get her dirty laundry washed.However,she was in a hurry to leave the place,and therefore asked the man at the counter if she could leave the laundry with him and pick it up on Friday.The store was very noisy at that moment,and thus the man couldnt hear what the woman told him.
So he asked,"Come again?"
And the woman replied,"Oh,no.Just some sauce."
Another such suggestive joke came from the book i am reading currently.Yes,"Viva La Repartee" again.I cant remember which famous person said this,but i will just say it according to my memory.
Boy was sitting on the fence of his farm with a girl who he adores.They talked and laughed,as they watched the cows and the bulls grazed upon the grassy field.Suddenly,a bull climbed on top of one of the cows and started mating in front of them.The boy saw this as a good opportunity,and asked the girl softly.
"Hey,look at that.Looks like fun huh?"
The girl hesitated,then replied,"I dont know...it's your cow."
Have a nice day.;)
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