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Love, By Chris Rock

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Love, By Chris Rock

"If you havent contemplated murder, you ain't been in love.
If you havent seriously thought about killing the motherfucker, you ain't been in love.
If you havent had a can of rat poison in your your hands, and looked at it for 45 minutes straight, you ain't been in love.
If you havent bought a shovel and a bag, and a rug to roll the ass up in, you ain't been in love.
If you havent practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love
And the only thing that is stopping you from killing you this motherfucker, was an episode of CSI."

--- Chris Rock



Maybe that's why I am without a date this year. Again. Wise words, Chris. Wise words. 

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