Johnny Rhythmless
Friday, March 10, 2006
Johnny Rhythmless
The following is a conversation i had with Johnny Rhythmless after he hijacked Jonathan's handphone via SMS.Before we headed out for night off,i forgot to bring something.I ran back to company line to get it while they waited at the bus stop.I returned and they were gone,and Jonathan messaged me and told me that it was Johnny's idea to leave me behind.Thus,the following:
Jonathan,"It was all John's idea."
Me,"Help me destroy his ears,pronto."
Johnny,"Unfortunately,i have hijacked his handphone."
Me,"Unfortunately,i am heading towards your direction now.So you better start running.But then again,considering your physical size it'd be kinda hard,but try anyway."
Johnny,"Oh,so you are playing the fat card now?
Me,"No,the fact card."
Admit it,Johnny boy.You have ages to go when it comes to repartee.But dont worry,your weight surpasses me,i give you that one.Ha.
The following is a conversation i had with Johnny Rhythmless after he hijacked Jonathan's handphone via SMS.Before we headed out for night off,i forgot to bring something.I ran back to company line to get it while they waited at the bus stop.I returned and they were gone,and Jonathan messaged me and told me that it was Johnny's idea to leave me behind.Thus,the following:
Jonathan,"It was all John's idea."
Me,"Help me destroy his ears,pronto."
Johnny,"Unfortunately,i have hijacked his handphone."
Me,"Unfortunately,i am heading towards your direction now.So you better start running.But then again,considering your physical size it'd be kinda hard,but try anyway."
Johnny,"Oh,so you are playing the fat card now?
Me,"No,the fact card."
Admit it,Johnny boy.You have ages to go when it comes to repartee.But dont worry,your weight surpasses me,i give you that one.Ha.